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We last left our ant hero Zed...

We last left our hero Zed in his blue goo habitat with three other ants. Two of them were lazy, lazy jerks. One of the other three decided to no longer be lazy and become Zed's partner in the construction of the tunnels. (Let's call him Ned, if only because Ned is still a bit odd and lazy)

Zed did a fabulous job creating his own corner tunnel with spectacular views of Grandma's living room, Zed and Ned also noticed on the other tunnel there was this really facinating blue light to work towards. IS IT AN EXIT?!? Zed and Ned worked for three days trying to dig down deeper to that light. "Forget the other tunnels Ned," Zed would say. They had to find out where this tunnel would go. Had to.

And then the unthinkable happens. Twenty five more ants get dumped at the top of Zed's blue goo palace. OH NOES!!! While Ned and the two lazy ants were thrilled at the new company, Zed freaked out. These jerks were just pushing their way into Zed's tunnel! Who did they think they were?!? And Zed worried that they were like the lazy bums or sex freaks that he was original stuck with. What was our ant hero Zed supposed to do?

Zed did the only thing he knew of; Zed climbed into his favorite deep tunnel and refused to move. Sure a few ants managed to to push past him, but the majority were held back by Zed making his stand. Those other ants used their brute strength to push and pull Zed out of his tunnel, but Zed would not give up. For almost two hours Zed would almost be pulled from his spot and then he would get free long enough to take his spot back. "YOU WON'T TAKE THIS TUNNEL, YOU STRANGE NECROPHILIA ANTS!!!"

The new ants were muttering up above about how this won't do at all. So they quit fighting Zed and decided that the size of the tunnel should just be made wider. The new ants divided between the two main Zed tunnels. The tunnels began to widen from one ant sized to four ant sized.

Zed looked around during a spell where he was finally being ignored and noticed something wonderful. These ants weren't at all what Zed had thought they were. Hey look at that! They are actually working! Hey, wait a moment... Zed needs to get in on this!

And now Zed has become king of his own blue goo. An amazing amount of tunnel construction has happened overnight!

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ludikar
Oct. 29th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
Hah!
It's official. I'm declaring that you win life for these posts. They're great. :)

Mind if I collect the links to the posts and share them on my journal? It really is too great to not share. ::G::
magicpointeshoe
Oct. 29th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Hah!
absolutely!

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